News Story: "School A and School B played each other today. We'll give each school the same amount of airtime to state why they won. You can weigh in on who won on our Facebook page."
Facebook Story:
"Free throws cause autism!"
"No they don't!"
"We need to study whether they do better!"
"In 1992 someone from School B said something bad."
"The troops go to School A"
"The troops go to School B"
"School A contains ingredients I don't know what they are!"
"If we don't know what it is, it's probably scary!"
"Hitler would support School A!"
"Hitler would support School B!"
"I don't believe in School B, and I shouldn't have to acknowledge that it exists."
"The troops go to School B."
"They go to School A, too!"
"What are you all talking about? The score was 102-81. End of discussion. There's no argument to be had!"
"Shut up, nerd!"
"You're an elitist!"
"You're trying to take away my right to free speech!"
